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cowellandrew

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  1. Nah could eat som tam from the roadside!
  2. Cant be a crash managed to miss all those electric poles! โ˜ปโ˜ปโ˜ปโ˜ปโ˜ป๐Ÿ™Š
  3. I bet the banks are rueing the day they opened all them bank accounts for those under 15 year olds and pesky OAP,s ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  4. 450 more Christmas dinners didnt go down well in red wall seats! โ˜ป๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ
  5. Imagine the email Dear sir Your gorilla from Nigeria has been stopped in Turkey, Please forward 150,000 baht! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™ˆ
  6. Try the UKs absurd border policy! At least the visitors going to Thailand are bringing some holiday money! This tourism boom has funneled a staggering 1.535 trillion baht into the Thai economy. โ˜ปโ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’
  7. How do you get a visa in the early hours under a coconut tree! ๐Ÿค”โ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ In the early hours of December 16, an altercation unfolded outside Pattaya City Police Station, drawing the attention of onlookers and sparking concerns about the cityโ€™s tourism image.
  8. But the girl's mother reported the relationship to Dubai police after returning to the UK and seeing pictures and messages between the pair.
  9. I cant wait for the next chapter after they have met! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ณ
  10. In the great storms of the 1980s deep snow & ice brought down many power lines, we had no electricity for 3 weeks, cooking heating by fire wood & coal. We kept milking and feeding the 110 cows, Milking using a generator powered by tractor, the 300 sheep fed with hay as the snow was to deep for them to find grass, We had no mobile phones then, And I didnt play jet set willy on my ZX spectrum for 3 weeks,
  11. Erh When they failed to return at the agreed-upon time, the jet ski operator initiated a search. However, it was not until Mr.
  12. Let's hope it's the cassava (Tapioca) farmers that get the windfall bonus this time! ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜ป๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜
  13. That might be pushing it a bit far!
  14. Bad move need to be female to get off with this! See https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14131677/netflix-star-caught-smuggle-150k-drugs-uk.html 3 days earlier a bloke gets 18 month prison same idea! https://thethaiger.com/news/national/man-busted-in-uk-smuggling-cannabis-from-thailand-to-clear-debt
  15. Buy a bar in Pattaya! โ˜ป๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  16. The fuel was only 460 who pocketed the 40 baht? โ˜ป๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  17. cowellandrew

    Yabba

    It is if they dont have a job or any money!
  18. Sathaporn, who was also drunk, crashed the car into the traffic barrier, injuring them all. Sathaporn revealed that he had no car or accident insurance, so he had to pay for the car repair himself.๐Ÿ˜‚
  19. I would guess that's its a bit more than just the bumper! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Mazda 2 hatchback with a damaged front bumper
  20. And dont forget the Temples! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜ป
  21. Just hard to pet them with Edward scissor hands bandaged hands! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
  22. Dont worry they dont get charged see Manchester airport Kong fu attack!
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