trainman34014

Why not just get married and nip down to KL for a new Non-O? Could then sort out marriage extension of Non-O next year; providing of course you can meet the required financial status.

Blimey; at this rate she won't have much time for shopping in Paris, unless they give her her a private jet for personal use to nip off for the odd few hours.

PS....What does she know about running the Defence of the Nation? Well; about as much as she knows about being PM i suppose !

I have lived here off and on for the last 17 years. Looks like sound advise to me. I would add:

Never entirely give up everything in your home country as there is a good chance you may need to return.

Remember that the family is the most important thing in your Thai girlfriend's life.

And.........Never make a bar girl your girlfriend or wife.

here we go again opions aganst bar girls what is wrong with bar girls they are human being also they get paid for it not like your G/F who give it away for free

Can you please direct me to a place where there are available Girlfriend's and /or Wive's who 'give it away free', as I have never met a 'free' woman in my life and I would love to.

May I recommend that you beat the birds off with a shitty stick, the same as the rest of us?

SC

May I recommend that you beat the birds off with a shitty stick, the same as the rest of us?

SC

The problem is that I am hardly ever home when the maid feeds them. I just happen to catch her doing it sometimes.

I arrive home when it's dark and by then they are all sleeping (or copulating most likely).

You mean the Pigeons or the neighbours?

Should be called 'Shitebucks' as they have no idea what coffee should taste like. Would imagine the teachers think that as the price of this dishwater is so high it must include hire of a table and chair for several hours.

Oh goody goody, another scumbag for the British taxpayer to support for around 14 years in the slammer. Not only that but when he gets back he will start claiming benefits for all the rest of his family that are back there as well, and when he is released he will be given a free council house and 300 quid a week to live on. Be better if they put a bounty on these peoples heads to be claimed when returning a corpse.

Yes indeed, another passenger on the welfare train (aka socialism). Government helping those who won't, don't, help them selves.

Why assume they he will be claiming social security? His family could be university professors for all we know!!

Yeah right; and I've got Pixie's at the bottom of my garden and a Sister in the Wrens with big tits !

This Guy should be number one on a long list of people who should be investigated but hey; this is Thailand where most probably the investigators are amassing ill-gotten gains themselves as they investigate other people !

Why not have a 'Miserable Git's Hour'. I've seen loads of them around and I'm sure there would be a big turnout.

This topic has been done already. Result.....most think it will leave Thailand at the bottom of the pile !

There is no "for ever" regarding ants

Ants have been on earth before and will be after men

Ants are not your enemies

You don't need to kill them, just relocate them by giving them food somewhere else

spoken like someone who has never been bit on the junk.

while your theory is admirable, i would like to point out there is no food in my bathroom, and never has been.

however the ants do return annually.

They seem to be attracted to thee water, and there is no moving that.

You are not aware that Ants like Toothpaste then? I can assure you they love it and that's why they are in the bathroom. Still; at least your Ants have well protected molars !

Strange the beer companies don't ask them back, they could save allot of money. Anyway thanks for the tip, I will give them to the rubbish collectors or street clean ladies.

@smockie36, a beer after a long office day is always good. I go only out on weekends, no time under

The Beer companies do get them back via the recycling merchants who will pay you 1 Baht per bottle and 10 Baht for a good condition box. A Beer can will get you 50 Satang.

Who will pay you 1 Baht/bottle and 10 Baht for a box?

Semper; Wifey goes to one of about three different recycle merchants on 108 between Hang Dong and Sanpatong, apparently depending on who's paying the best rates at the time. She's recycle crazy and I just collect the stuff and keep it sorted for her. She tells me different rates every time she returns.

There is probably nowhere on the planet apart from under water that is free from bedbugs. If you really want to avoid them you would probably have to live in a bubble with rice paper on the floor ala Howard Hughes.

Strange the beer companies don't ask them back, they could save allot of money. Anyway thanks for the tip, I will give them to the rubbish collectors or street clean ladies.

@smockie36, a beer after a long office day is always good. I go only out on weekends, no time under

The Beer companies do get them back via the recycling merchants who will pay you 1 Baht per bottle and 10 Baht for a good condition box. A Beer can will get you 50 Satang.

I would say that Americans are generally seen as being a cut above the rest.

Least respected are probably the English

Unless there are any of Red Indian decent in Thailand.....there are no real Americans !

Wherever you are from....Money=Respect in Thailand.....Period.

Just got ours today; same usage as last month bar one unit but 56 Baht dearer.

Thailand...'Hub of Fake Documents'.

Leave it to Wifey; it's her Father and she knows best how to deal with him. Of course; you could try arriving home earlier and not pissed as a fart so often...reckon that might help?

I make Banana baked pudding in the oven and pour hot custard over it. Got to be the biggest Bananas though as they are the tastiest. The short, fat ones are no good for this job.

Welcome aboard the Crazy Express. WoooooWooooo.

You don't know you've been born. In 1993 I was sat in the bar in Da Nang airport waiting for a Vietnam Airlines flight to Saigon, next to me were two Vietnam Airlines pilots drinking whisky. I thought, fair enough a drink at the end of the day, though most airlines would frown at you drinking in uniform. Halfway through my flight the pilot/copilot came out of the cockpit to use the toilet. Yes, last time I saw him he was knocking back his Johnny Walker Black Label in the bar like there was no tomorrow.

Nothing new. Go into the village Pubs around Gatwick and see all the BA Pilots knocking it back an hour before take-off. They do spot checks and catch a few now and again but most of them get away with it.

I address all my internal mail in English and it always gets delivered without any problems.

Would imagine all prisoners have a number, so why not find out the phone number of the prison and see if you can be lucky enough to find someone in the office who speaks enough English to help you.