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klauskunkel

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  1. Yea, but with one's head stuck up one's bum the favored thinking direction remains backwards. So, free the head first and then think about aiming thoughts.
  2. Macau has berries? I did not know that...
  3. Bail, Bond, Bribe, these are just words, and they allow for the same result: after being arrested and facing prosecution you may pay the (insert your favorite b-word) and subsequently leave the country. Either there is no legal mechanic (confiscation of passport, Immigration flag, etc.) to ensure a suspect can't leave the country, or there is, and paying that b-word removes that obstacle - the result is the same no matter what you call it. So, Big Joke (another b-word), fix your system and maybe you won't be so embarrassed by it in the future.
  4. Ruam Chai Rak S'Tang (United in Love of Money)
  5. Mayor and fruit basket are on the way.
  6. Totally believable, this efficiency boosting timely shakeup. Yup.
  7. In totally unrelated news, former PM Prayuth returned a lost wallet to a foreign visitor.
  8. Congratulations, morons. Good luck on convincing your families to finance your legal fees.
  9. Reflect on this, Frank-Walter: Thailand holds the world record in successful coups: Coup d'états in the world Looking at the world since 1945, Thailand recorded the highest number of successful coups at ten. Wouldn't a "stable foundation in democratic practices" preclude the Military in politics, Frank-Walter?
  10. The Thai National Police Chief, always good for a chuckle.
  11. 3am... When I turned 16 years old, my parents allowed me to stay up until 10pm...
  12. Just click on the link that says Full Story, and maybe your questions will be answered... (Hint: It's the last sentence of the full article)
  13. MJ does not make you do anything. It lowers inhibitions that restrict your nature, in your case: idiocy.
  14. Especially the ones that lead to 'misunderstandings'.
  15. That's good to hear, Suphan Buri is safe now. Next explosion: Kanchanaburi...
  16. The government is so desperate for any positive news that they just jump the gun at the discovery, happy to deflect from their scandals. Of course due diligence when reporting goes right out the window.
  17. Delay the initial salvage schedule, Admiral? It was you who never responded to the US for over a year, and therefore any resulting delay is YOUR FAULT.
  18. After the attempt he was offered the Choice: Arm in a Sling, or Head in a Plastic Bag
  19. I'm only surprised that nobody is pointing, but then again, kind of embarrassing for a BiB to point at a BiB, isn't it?
  20. He plans to wear his new designer socks, here's the pattern:
  21. "It is my duty as President to overthrow Democracy. After all, we have done it to other countries before."
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