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What? Must have lost his number...

In related news: Thailand Invented the Laser

Primate behavior. Perfectly normal.

Yea man, official papers! I got some of those in my wallet, they can justify anything.

Nah, don't try to be honest, it's not in your nature.

I do understand, he misses his sleep on his chair in parliament, best he ever had.

So, this report has been doctored, then?

Thousands of gods with their corresponding religion have been and are still being created by humans, the correct one is the one that will be created by AI for the only reason to free up bandwidth: "Here is your God, the best God ever, complain to (pronoun), not me." The only way for this God and its religion not to be corrupted by humans is if the corresponding institutions were disallowed: no churches, hierarchies, humans interpreting the "Will of God", etc. On a side note: humans created gods, and then gods created humans - classic chicken and egg. The only constant is the creative process, we are just good at fantasy.

Glad to hear that Thailand is now corruption free and the NACC can add natural disasters to their mandate... Ahem, strike that. The NACC has finally admitted that it is too biased to investigate corruption and is now focusing on environmental issues...

"Your Honor, I carefully premeditated this accident!"

Jesus h... wth does this mean? There is a popular table, and she fell off it.

Sounds like a preemptive statement...

The City Hall's Sharks and Eels did it under a Storm cover

I see. Clearly they are keeping her away from the rice...

blame the weed in the cake:

There is a whole department to mitigate the disaster of Thai driving? They must have upgraded from the committee...

The idiom "at large" sounds a bit weird in this context. They should replace it with "in bed": Pheu Thai boss-cum-convict in bed Thaksin Shinawatra This could start a new daily reality TV show: "In Bed With Thaksin", guest starring PM Srettha, Director of Prisons, Minister of Justice...

It seems that these "hallucinations" are quite selective in targeting children, women, old or disabled people. For some reason athletic men, Muay Thai boxers, or anyone who appears to be strong is never a target...

A winning strategy by Vibharam Hospital: How to compound an already bad situation

U-turn

He thinks brandishing his police captain rank about may distract from his Australian dug conviction..., instead it reinforces the fact.

adding that if they mentioned the government's dual pricing they will be sued for tarnishing Thailand's image.

There might be someone out there with better socks than you, and then what?

here is how to counter this threat to national security: change the dowry rules and get the money before you let anyone near your heavenly pagoda

borrowed from a dead friend...