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Anyways, what kind of Visa would that be? Volunteer? Education? No Visa/Work Permit? For how long? Will they have their own agents? Will they police Thai Media?

the laziness of Thai authorities is "breathtaking"

Good advice, which they won't take. Authorities need someone to blame for their skimming from the top.

agree with all above comments, also expand punishment for the bystanding idiots:

I guess subverting democracy doesn't count anymore? That used to be his greatest achievement...

Will one get a special sticker after paying a bribe to one police force that tells the other one to leave you be?

and is now the singer in a boy band

I have an idea to enhance public safety: Do some police work. You can start slowly, like once a week...

I see, the uniquely Thai democracy.

he was adjusted and clarified after receiving his talking-to

The cops are now busy to change the sticker design in order to mislead their investigation of themselves.

In other words, the BMA will share in the Police's Overweight Truck Sticker Bribery Action...

you can't even find prostitutes in Pattaya...

premeditated

"Where are my achievements? I put them over there! Someone moved them! Now I have to invent new ones..."

they clarified that the water was liquid

Oh look, words from bankers.

What to do when the plastic surgery goes wrong? You go for something completely different, which also goes wrong, sigh

Your story is full of, ahem... holes: 1) explain where on a Thai ID a Australian Custom official would put an arrival stamp? (sarcasm) 2) Either you lied to a custom official about your marital status saying your gf was your wife, or you just wish to be known as a forum tough guy who will yell and cuss at a Melbourne Custom Agent, and even that you got wrong because it's called "to cop a spray" which means you were at the receiving end of a close-up yelling with saliva flying at you, "giving a spray" doesn't exist - you made that up.

I guess they wanna nip it in the bud before pictures of monks shooting heroin or robbing a gold shop come out.

they banned you for a semantics mistake: to line up - to arrange people or things in a straight line or row You only referenced one person, therefore "line up" does not apply

That bit of Parliamentary procedure is quite telling...

And now for the real challenge: How to make politicians stop to promise half-baked schemes to people

History is not an objective collection of data, it is written down by humans. To answer your question: When has history been on the correct side of censorship? - When it has been written by the censors, they will make sure that their version of events is interpreted to their liking.

Anutin, should have stuck to the Concrete Pouring Career Path, less communication required.