Defence Attorney

Defence Attorney: Can you tell us what is your age?

Little old Woman: I am 86 years old

Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to

you on April 1 this year?

Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my porch on a

warm Spring evening, when a young man comes creeping

up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney: Did you know him?

Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Def ence Attorney: Why not?

Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert

passed away some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little old Woman: Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel alive and

excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and

said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"

Defence Attorney: Did he take you?

Little old Woman: hel_l, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I

shot the little bastard!