They're not British. Why don't the "Patriots" sign up? They are all fighting age men (and they clearly like fighting quite a lot), seems like most of them don't have much else to do, they care deeply, so so deeply, about the country, and they are brave brave patriots - I mean it takes real courage to cosplay in faux terrorist outfits, block British people from going on holiday, to throw things at police, to shag a flag. I can't quite fathom why they haven't all signed up. I mean they are patriots!! Just exclude this fella, he might be busy for a while.