nausea Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 (edited) Voltaire on his deathbed, the bedside priest asking him to renounce Satan: “Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.” Oscar Wilde on his deathbed in a cheap boarding house: "I am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper. One of us has to go." Murderer James French before his death by electric chair: "How's this for a headline? 'French Fries'." Cannibal-serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer whilst being murdered in prison: “I used to eat guys like you for breakfast!” Convicted murderer James W. Rodgers' (before a firing squad): "I done told you my last request ... a bulletproof vest." The murderer William Palmer, looking at the trapdoor on the gallows: "Are you sure it's safe?" Dmitry Bogrov, Russian assassin, positioning his head in the noose: "Should I lift my head a bit?" General John Sedgewick: "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist ... ." Terry Kath, rock musician, cleaning a gun: "Don't worry ... it's not loaded ... ." Glenn Miller, last known words before boarding the fatal plane: " Where the hell are the parachutes?" Bob Hope, asked by his wife where he wanted to be buried: "Surprise me". Groucho Marx: "Die my dear, why that's the last thing I'll do." Peter the Great: "Leave all to ... ." Honourable Mention (didn't die) Ronald Reagan to his doctors in the emergency room, after being shot by John Hinckley, Jr.: "I hope you're all Republicans." Please feel free to add any I've missed; I'm sure there are many. Edited September 29, 2017 by nausea More info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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