Can someone help me translate a sentence or two?

[Csaw]

Got a two line email that i need help understanding. It's in Thai, most probably Isaan dialect (if it applies to text as well). Google translate has no idea what im talking about.

Don't want to post here in case it's sensitive info. Can someone who is fluent in the local northeastern language (Lao influenced) be kind enough to volunteer? I would be most grateful. I will PM you here.

 

Thanks!

[puchooay]

There is no script for a ny of the Issan dialects. 

 

However, the languages can be written phonetically using Thai. It is unlikely someone would do this though. 

 

Send your 2 sentences to me. I will take a look. 

[Csaw]

C'mon guys! I'm sure some of you have a missus somewhere in the vicinity that wouldn't mind translating a sentences.

[MeMock]

Send it to me in a private message and I will do it for you.

[puchooay]

Done. PM sent.