How To Get The Best Person For The Cia Job

[brahmburgers]

The CIA had a job opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done - there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a .45 revolver. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting, tied to a chair. Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife," the man said.

The CIA agent told him, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Six shots were heard, one after another. The agents heard screaming, a few crunches, and some yelling and thumping sounds. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This darn gun is loaded with blanks. I had tear a leg off the chair and beat him to death with it."

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(note from the submitter [brahmburgers], my pa was a career CIA man)

found on Car Talk, submitted there by 'MNMEA'

[ilyushin]

Cute, but based on an actual event.