Where In The World Is Libya?

[TopChinese]

Sigh. Fridays are sad without Libya.

In his absence and in tribute to our beloved joker, here is 5 jokes that are "Guaranteed to lighten your day and fill your night with song":

- Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

- Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Matt.

- What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

- How do you know Thai policemen are strong? Because they can hold up traffic.

[Robski]

Very Libya-esque, I'm sure that he will be impressed.

From his last post; P.S. : last joke for two weeks; I am going on a joke-research trip to N.E. Asia!

Oh we can't wait!..

[suegha]

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no arms, no head and no body?

Dick!

[Little Black Duck]

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no arms, no head and no body?

Dick!

Dressed in a Rain Coat..Dick in a Condom..

Libby Please come back all is forgiven...

[Grover]

here is a libya for you all:

A Chemistry Joke:

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Q. what's police overtime called?

A. copper nitrate

[Soph]

I think Libya's passed the joke baton over to Jamesyboi, who has been providing some 'quality' jokes, especially the Friday jokes, not to mention the Thursday jokes.

[suegha]

I think Libya's passed the joke baton over to Jamesyboi, who has been providing some 'quality' jokes, especially the Friday jokes, not to mention the Thursday jokes.

However, as libya said, "it's quality, not quantity!"

[mumbojumbo]

What do you call a lady with one leg- Ilene

What do you cll an asian lady with one leg-Irene

What do you call a dog with no legs-doesn't matter, it won't come to you.

Can Johnny come out and play? You know Johnny has no arms and legs. Ya we know, we

wanted to use him for second base.

Do these qualify??

[suegha]

What do you call a lady with one leg- Ilene

What do you cll an asian lady with one leg-Irene

What do you call a dog with no legs-doesn't matter, it won't come to you.

Can Johnny come out and play? You know Johnny has no arms and legs. Ya we know, we

wanted to use him for second base.

Do these qualify??

They make a good stab at it.

A woman standing between two houses? Elaine.

A woman climbing a wall? Ivy.

A man with a spade on his head? Doug.

A man with no spade on his head Douglas.

I do appologise!!!

[beerchang]

What do you call a lady with one leg- Ilene

What do you cll an asian lady with one leg-Irene

What do you call a dog with no legs-doesn't matter, it won't come to you.

Can Johnny come out and play? You know Johnny has no arms and legs. Ya we know, we

wanted to use him for second base.

Do these qualify??

They make a good stab at it.

A woman standing between two houses? Elaine.

A woman climbing a wall? Ivy.

A man with a spade on his head? Doug.

A man with no spade on his head Douglas.

I do appologise!!!

A man with 2 raincoats? Max.

A woman standing between goal posts? Annette.

A man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

A man with 2 raincoats in a cemetary? Max Bygraves.

I think that's quite enuff!

[kojac_phx]

One more ... a man with no arms or legs flying over a fence? Homer