Genitals

[coldcrush]

Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

Edited January 16, 2007 by lopburiguy

[britmaveric]

[PeaceBlondie]

Have one girlfriend find you in bed with the other girlfriend. Things will get a'choppin' in no time.

[londonthai]

stop taking those kamagras

[fxm88]

Easiest way is to start measuring it along the top of the penis from the groin, instead of along the bottom from the anus.

[Jamie]

Easiest way is to start measuring it along the top of the penis from the groin, instead of along the bottom from the anus.

Wise advice

[Who, me ?]

Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

How massive ? Maybe it comes from your bad eyesight.....

[HughHefner]

764 posts on this forum, and then a lame troll post like that....

I don't know, what's the world coming to....

*Shakes head sadly and walks away*

[LaoPo]

Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

Did you have a bad dream ?

LaoPo

[Aujuba]

I thought TV banned stuff like this. They ban bargirl threads. Can't seem to get the logic of this site at times.

[jbowman1993]

Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

I have the same problem! Let me know what you decide - TROLL.

[markuk]

Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

how do you know its massive? do you have small hands?

i think you need a trip to Specsavers!!

[backflip]

Perhaps you should date a female older than 5.

[ashacat]

Perhaps you should date a female older than 5.

[Wolfie]

Become a p0rn star! (not in TH obviously, as thats illegal!)

[Phil Conners]

stop taking those kamagras

More like stop munching those magic mushrooms

[coldcrush]

Who you calling a troll? 7 posts and you rule the size of my genitals do you halfwit?

I have a medical need for my massive penis, whats wrong with that maybe you are just inadequate. I can lend you some after the op if you wish? Anyways you scorn me and you name yourself hugh hefner......I rest my case!

764 posts on this forum, and then a lame troll post like that....

I don't know, what's the world coming to....

*Shakes head sadly and walks away*

Edited January 17, 2007 by lopburiguy

[coldcrush]

Perhaps you should date a female older than 5.

Do not catergorise me as having the same thoughts as you nonce!

[coldcrush]

Become a p0rn star! (not in TH obviously, as thats illegal!)

Hmmmm sounds good! But the Missus may chop it off!

[Wolfie]

Become a p0rn star! (not in TH obviously, as thats illegal!)

Hmmmm sounds good! But the Missus may chop it off!

Problem Solved!

Dr Wolfie, Signin out!

[oldoldgit!!]

Move to Alaska?

Edited January 17, 2007 by oldoldgit!!

[pampal]

How big is big?

I guess it's all relative

[markuk]

I have a medical need for my massive penis,

what medical need is that then and why are you trying to shorten it??

[thaigone]

Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

Is it yours?

[Ta22]

hey guy don't be cruel this guy have a problem . usually large penis is related to Pre-Ejaculation

and also due to large amount of blood going into his dick .. he usally can't think straight . which lead to poor sex life .

all i can say is i pity you .

.

[coldcrush]

Yes you know my problem. I cannot think straight literally all my blood goes out of body, I am like a floopy rag on the end of a totem pole. Its like tossing the kaber without throwing it if you get what I mean. Thanks for your understanding of this gross affliction.

hey guy don't be cruel this guy have a problem . usually large penis is related to Pre-Ejaculation

and also due to large amount of blood going into his dick .. he usally can't think straight . which lead to poor sex life .

all i can say is i pity you .

.

[Cool Water Palace]

You mention the effect of blood engorgement. Is there a problem also whilst unaroused?

[Robski]

Ask Jeremy Beadle, he's got a large penis, on the other hand it's quite small.

[Robski]

Jeremy Beadle.

[rainman]

This has got to be a troll. There's a bigger chance of a guy with a 12 inch penis screaming "It's too small!" than a guy wanting to "shorten" his penis.