Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

Have one girlfriend find you in bed with the other girlfriend. Things will get a'choppin' in no time.

stop taking those kamagras

Easiest way is to start measuring it along the top of the penis from the groin, instead of along the bottom from the anus.

Easiest way is to start measuring it along the top of the penis from the groin, instead of along the bottom from the anus.

Wise advice

Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

How massive ? Maybe it comes from your bad eyesight.....

764 posts on this forum, and then a lame troll post like that....

I don't know, what's the world coming to....

*Shakes head sadly and walks away*

Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

Did you have a bad dream ?

LaoPo

I thought TV banned stuff like this. They ban bargirl threads. Can't seem to get the logic of this site at times.

Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

I have the same problem! Let me know what you decide - TROLL.

Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

how do you know its massive? do you have small hands?

i think you need a trip to Specsavers!!

Perhaps you should date a female older than 5.

Perhaps you should date a female older than 5.

Become a p0rn star! (not in TH obviously, as thats illegal!)

stop taking those kamagras

More like stop munching those magic mushrooms

Who you calling a troll? 7 posts and you rule the size of my genitals do you halfwit?

I have a medical need for my massive penis, whats wrong with that maybe you are just inadequate. I can lend you some after the op if you wish? Anyways you scorn me and you name yourself hugh hefner......I rest my case!

764 posts on this forum, and then a lame troll post like that....

I don't know, what's the world coming to....

*Shakes head sadly and walks away*

Perhaps you should date a female older than 5.

Do not catergorise me as having the same thoughts as you nonce!

Become a p0rn star! (not in TH obviously, as thats illegal!)

Hmmmm sounds good! But the Missus may chop it off!

Become a p0rn star! (not in TH obviously, as thats illegal!)

Hmmmm sounds good! But the Missus may chop it off!

Problem Solved!

Dr Wolfie, Signin out!

Move to Alaska?

How big is big?

I guess it's all relative

I have a medical need for my massive penis,

what medical need is that then and why are you trying to shorten it??

Hiya all

I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life?

Thanks All

Is it yours?

hey guy don't be cruel this guy have a problem . usually large penis is related to Pre-Ejaculation

and also due to large amount of blood going into his dick .. he usally can't think straight . which lead to poor sex life .

all i can say is i pity you .

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Yes you know my problem. I cannot think straight literally all my blood goes out of body, I am like a floopy rag on the end of a totem pole. Its like tossing the kaber without throwing it if you get what I mean. Thanks for your understanding of this gross affliction.

hey guy don't be cruel this guy have a problem . usually large penis is related to Pre-Ejaculation

and also due to large amount of blood going into his dick .. he usally can't think straight . which lead to poor sex life .

all i can say is i pity you .

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You mention the effect of blood engorgement. Is there a problem also whilst unaroused?

Ask Jeremy Beadle, he's got a large penis, on the other hand it's quite small.

Jeremy Beadle.

This has got to be a troll. There's a bigger chance of a guy with a 12 inch penis screaming "It's too small!" than a guy wanting to "shorten" his penis.