2long Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 I've shaken Beadle's right (gammy) hand when he gave me 1,000 pounds sterling. I hope he cleaned it before and after. I've also shaken my willy, too, but never on television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibeymai Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 May I recommend you have a surgical separation, say 50-50, then you'll give and receive twice the pleasure. May I suggest attaching the excess 50% ON YOUR FOREHEAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 This has got to be a troll. There's a bigger chance of a guy with a 12 inch penis screaming "It's too small!" than a guy wanting to "shorten" his penis. Maybe I am a troll with a massive penis. You remind me of a ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 May I recommend you have a surgical separation, say 50-50, then you'll give and receive twice the pleasure. May I suggest attaching the excess 50% ON YOUR FOREHEAD. why when I can take the one off yours and still have a massive penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acquiesce Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Try The Large Penis Support Group at www.lpsg.org I had the same problem when i was a little younger and got it operated on, i went from being just under 14 inches on the hard down to just over 7. Since then my whole life has improved a great deal and sex with my wife is fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneeyedJohn Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 My wife married me for my.......oh never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 Sex is great it is just the way the dam thing is so big. I mean womens eyes just pop out. Its really hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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