coldcrush Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 (edited) Hiya all I have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life? Thanks All Edited January 16, 2007 by lopburiguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Have one girlfriend find you in bed with the other girlfriend. Things will get a'choppin' in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonthai Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 stop taking those kamagras Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxm88 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Easiest way is to start measuring it along the top of the penis from the groin, instead of along the bottom from the anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Easiest way is to start measuring it along the top of the penis from the groin, instead of along the bottom from the anus. Wise advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who, me ? Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Hiya allI have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life? Thanks All How massive ? Maybe it comes from your bad eyesight..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HughHefner Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 764 posts on this forum, and then a lame troll post like that.... I don't know, what's the world coming to.... *Shakes head sadly and walks away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaoPo Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Hiya allI have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life? Thanks All Did you have a bad dream ? LaoPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aujuba Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I thought TV banned stuff like this. They ban bargirl threads. Can't seem to get the logic of this site at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbowman1993 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Hiya allI have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life? Thanks All I have the same problem! Let me know what you decide - TROLL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markuk Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Hiya allI have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life? Thanks All how do you know its massive? do you have small hands? i think you need a trip to Specsavers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Perhaps you should date a female older than 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashacat Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Perhaps you should date a female older than 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Become a p0rn star! (not in TH obviously, as thats illegal!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Conners Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 stop taking those kamagras More like stop munching those magic mushrooms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) Who you calling a troll? 7 posts and you rule the size of my genitals do you halfwit? I have a medical need for my massive penis, whats wrong with that maybe you are just inadequate. I can lend you some after the op if you wish? Anyways you scorn me and you name yourself hugh hefner......I rest my case! 764 posts on this forum, and then a lame troll post like that....I don't know, what's the world coming to.... *Shakes head sadly and walks away* Edited January 17, 2007 by lopburiguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 Perhaps you should date a female older than 5. Do not catergorise me as having the same thoughts as you nonce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 Become a p0rn star! (not in TH obviously, as thats illegal!) Hmmmm sounds good! But the Missus may chop it off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Become a p0rn star! (not in TH obviously, as thats illegal!) Hmmmm sounds good! But the Missus may chop it off! Problem Solved! Dr Wolfie, Signin out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldoldgit!! Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) Move to Alaska? Edited January 17, 2007 by oldoldgit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 How big is big? I guess it's all relative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markuk Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I have a medical need for my massive penis, what medical need is that then and why are you trying to shorten it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaigone Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Hiya allI have a really massive penis, I am wondering is there anywhere I can get it made smaller as it really affects my life? Thanks All Is it yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ta22 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 hey guy don't be cruel this guy have a problem . usually large penis is related to Pre-Ejaculation and also due to large amount of blood going into his dick .. he usally can't think straight . which lead to poor sex life . all i can say is i pity you . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldcrush Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 Yes you know my problem. I cannot think straight literally all my blood goes out of body, I am like a floopy rag on the end of a totem pole. Its like tossing the kaber without throwing it if you get what I mean. Thanks for your understanding of this gross affliction. hey guy don't be cruel this guy have a problem . usually large penis is related to Pre-Ejaculationand also due to large amount of blood going into his dick .. he usally can't think straight . which lead to poor sex life . all i can say is i pity you . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Palace Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 You mention the effect of blood engorgement. Is there a problem also whilst unaroused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robski Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Ask Jeremy Beadle, he's got a large penis, on the other hand it's quite small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robski Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Jeremy Beadle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainman Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 This has got to be a troll. There's a bigger chance of a guy with a 12 inch penis screaming "It's too small!" than a guy wanting to "shorten" his penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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