An Indian gentleman arrives for his first visit to Thailand and goes to the foreign exchange counter to exchange some Rupees.

He handed to the cashier 100,000 Rupees and after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given 80,000 Thai Baht with a typical TMB smile and the words "Enjoy your stay in Thailand."

The Indian decided to change another 100,000 Rupees at the Siam Commercial Bank foreign exchange counter: He handed the cashier 100,000 rupees and this time only received 79,000 Thai Baht.

He questiond the cashier angrily; "Ooh why are you giving me less please than the TMB?"

Whereupon the cashier replied; "Fluctuations!"

He screamed back "AND FLUCK YOU THAI BANKS TOO!"

originally about a japanese tourist in London

But it's still good to have you back Libya.

quality ofthe jokes still the same libby, but keep batting