What's Missing In Pattaya?

[Lucifer]

Whats missing in Pattaya?..........ME.

I'm stuck here in the UK.

[think_too_mut]

To improve Pattaya - get rid of stray dogs.

Then, negotiate with the song-thaew mafia how to introduce some kind of public transport.

Then, invite some Australians to make the beach safe and good looking. Now, it's a dump, only the Russians can swallow. They know no better.

Edited January 20, 2007 by think_too_mut

[Thaddeus]

Now, it's a dump, only the Russians can swallow. They know no better.

That's a fairly recent innovation, locals will follow soon

[icecubes]

1.Park which is Child friendly

2.Push bike Area

3.A section of Beach reserved for parents with their kids,jet ski's etc banned from there.

4.All Baht Buses pulled up and made to be pollution friendlier

5.Lady Boys and the like banned from Beach Road

6.A good water park, NOT Pattaya Park

7.A top class Theme Park

Thats abt it from me.

You need to change country mate.

Try Wally World in the United states, it sound right up your street.

[Mighty Mouse]

A bar girl university where potential bar staff:

• can learn how to keep bottled beer icy cold.
  
• can learn how to keep draught beer lines clean thus eliminating flat beer.
  
• can learn how to give proper head......on the beer.
  
• can learn how to play music at a volume less than blaring.
  
• can learn how to attract and welcome drinkers with words other than, "Welcome..sit down please".
  
• can learn how NOT to look so alluring, thus illimiating all male temptation, particulary whilst the male is relaxing and drinking.
  
• can learn how to properly care for their sick water buffalos in ways that don't require farang cash injections.
  
• can learn how to keep their hair from getting wet under the shower without using the boyfriends' toothbrush as a hair clip.
  
• can learn how to buy non-plastic shoes, how to keep them clean so that they don't stink when placed under the bed.
  
• can learn how to regard a hansum man as a man and not an ATM.
  
• can learn how to walk past a jewellery shop without looking in and/or making "gimme that, gimme that" sounds.
  
• can learn that a lot more things could be accomplished during the day if they didn't always stop everything to eat.
  
• can learn that taxi fares from the hotel are a lot less than one thousand baht.
  
• can learn that Buddha would not be happy with all the lies that they tell.
  
• can learn that papa can haul produce just as easily with a horse and cart rather than a farang bought pick up truck.
  

A diploma will be issued to all successful students.

[icecubes]

A bar girl university where potential bar staff:

• can learn how to keep bottled beer icy cold.
  
• can learn how to keep draught beer lines clean thus eliminating flat beer.
  
• can learn how to give proper head......on the beer.
  
• can learn how to play music at a volume less than blaring.
  
• can learn how to attract and welcome drinkers with words other than, "Welcome..sit down please".
  
• can learn how NOT to look so alluring, thus illimiating all male temptation, particulary whilst the male is relaxing and drinking.
  
• can learn how to properly care for their sick water buffalos in ways that don't require farang cash injections.
  
• can learn how to keep their hair from getting wet under the shower without using the boyfriends' toothbrush as a hair clip.
  
• can learn how to buy non-plastic shoes, how to keep them clean so that they don't stink when placed under the bed.
  
• can learn how to regard a hansum man as a man and not an ATM.
  
• can learn how to walk past a jewellery shop without looking in and/or making "gimme that, gimme that" sounds.
  
• can learn that a lot more things could be accomplished during the day if they didn't always stop everything to eat.
  
• can learn that taxi fares from the hotel are a lot less than one thousand baht.
  
• can learn that Buddha would not be happy with all the lies that they tell.
  
• can learn that papa can haul produce just as easily with a horse and cart rather than a farang bought pick up truck.
  

A diploma will be issued to all successful students.

Good idea I thought at first, but once they graduate they must go straight back

To uni the next day for a refresher course,

this I feel would be come a perpetual cycle.

Thus we would have no girls to serve beer in the bars.

Not so good

Have a nice day.

[PATTAYAPUNTER]

A bar girl university where potential bar staff...

Professor MM,

Excellent list!

From most accounts of farrang employers in Thailand, what you teach them today must be re-taught tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after, .................................