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What time did the Chinese man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Roamin' Catholic

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him out for a drag

Why don't blind people skydive?

Because it scares the crap out of their dogs

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick

What do you call a missing parrot?

A polygon

What does a one leggeged ballerina wear.

A one one

Why are fish shops always crowded?

Because the fish fillet

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