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one day a guy walks into his local pub and sees a pot of cash sitting on the counter..he asks the bar tender "how can i win this money?". The bar tender replies "go out the back and make the donkey laugh". OK...The bloke walks out to the donkey and then returns with the donkey in fit laughter..he wins the money..

The bloke returns the next day and sees more money sitting in the pot. the bar tender says "now you must make the donkey cry". The bloke says "ok i'll be back in a sec" and walks outside and soon returns with the donkey crying.. The bar tender is shocked and asks "how did you manage to make him cry?'' .. The bloke replies "well yesterday i said i had a bigger c ock then him and today i showed him!"

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