A Mini Driver was just getting into his car when he noticed a very well-to do guy just getting into his Rolls Royce.

"Have You Got a Mini-Bar in your motor mate"? asked the mini driver.

"Yes of course I have" replied the Rolls owner.

"Huh" said the Mini driver...."Ive got a cocktail Bar in mine"

and with that he started hs engine and sped off.

The Rolls Royce driver thinking that he could not possibly be outdone by a guy owning a mini drove to his dealership and insisted they put a Coctail bar in his car.

The following week the same two were once again parked near each other outside a betting shop.

"Bet you have'nt got a Double Bed in your Roller have you mate"?

The Rolls royce owner turned blue ..jumped in his car and sped off down to his dealership again and insisted they fitted a double bed in the car... He was informed they could only do this by stretching the car and making it a "Thunderbird/Lady Penelope" style car.."No Matter" he said..just do it. "I can't possibly be outdone by a Mini" .

A few weeks later the owner of the Roller was driving down a country lane when he saw the mini parked in a lay-by.

Determined to let the Mini Owner know that he was now the proud owner of not only a cocktail bar but a double bed as well he stopped and walked over to the Mini to let the guyknow in no uncertain terms that his car was far better than the Mini.

As he approached he noticed that the windows were misted up. Assuming that the occuppant was asleep did not deter him him from banging on the roof to attract the owners attention even if he was gonna wake hm up...he did not care..this Mini had cost him thousands of pounds to outdo.

No respose...so he knocked again...then fainted after he heard the Mini owner say...

Hang on a minute I'm just getting out of the BATH !!!

Who rated my joke then? it certainly was not me.

Its a really old one and took me ages to remeber it all...I am not very good at remebering jokes