Chang_paarp Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 I had a neighbour that constantly complained about the noise in my flat above his. One time he came bashing at the door at some ridiculous time in the morning and woke us up, so no noise in my place, invited him in to check for the party. As I went back to bed, I did notice that there was some regular bumping noise coming from the wall. I guessed the sound travelled diagonally as well as horizontally. Funny thing was the bloke would complain about my noise to the neighbor with the vibrating wall. Neighbour was confused as he knew I was away during the week when I was supposed to be making most of the noise. Complainer moved out to a house soon after, he decided he was not meant to live in a flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancelot Posted January 22, 2007 Author Share Posted January 22, 2007 I had a neighbour that constantly complained about the noise in my flat above his. One time he came bashing at the door at some ridiculous time in the morning and woke us up, so no noise in my place, invited him in to check for the party. As I went back to bed, I did notice that there was some regular bumping noise coming from the wall. I guessed the sound travelled diagonally as well as horizontally. Funny thing was the bloke would complain about my noise to the neighbor with the vibrating wall. Neighbour was confused as he knew I was away during the week when I was supposed to be making most of the noise. Complainer moved out to a house soon after, he decided he was not meant to live in a flat. Exactly! The neighbor above me sometimes makes a racket and I think that is what Lek is hearing. My gf tried to explain that to her (Lek) but she wouldn't listen. I think a full moon brings out the best in Lek.... Anyway, no outbursts since we spoke to the owner, but it's probably just luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Snake Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Usually, its noisy from the upstairs because of loose nails. Get a hammer and pound all the nails firmly into place. If she complains, get a bigger hammer and really have a go at those nails. they do have a tendency to get loose after a day or 2 of expansion and contraction. Explaiin this to her. If she stll complains, you will have to remove each nail and replace them with new nails. If she still complains, then there must be just voices in her head. Empty the pool and see if she notices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmart Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Perhaps its her friend yabba who's making all the noise? Yep. Sounds like drug psychosis to me too. Next time she turns up at your open door, just let her know that she is up against a real head-case by frantically masturbating into still-steaming pig's entrails, and making pig noises at the same time, whilst covered in its blood. Trust me, she will never complain to you again. And if she does, bludgeon her to death with a hammer, and bury her in a forest. Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livinginexile Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Perhaps its her friend yabba who's making all the noise? Yep. Sounds like drug psychosis to me too. Next time she turns up at your open door, just let her know that she is up against a real head-case by frantically masturbating into still-steaming pig's entrails, and making pig noises at the same time, whilst covered in its blood. Trust me, she will never complain to you again. And if she does, bludgeon her to death with a hammer, and bury her in a forest. Hope this helps. LOL Absolutely brilliant....I'm gunna try that tonight, dunno where I can find a live pig at this time of night tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naka Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 (edited) Classic symptoms of P.M.S., otherwise know as Mad Cow Disease. Naka. Edited January 23, 2007 by naka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leisurely Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Careful Naka, you wouldn't have dared post that last comment in the ladies section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Clifton Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Record her shouting fits and play them back often for everyone to hear. The neighbours can only point at her afterwards, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psychedelix47 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Strange ideas, some weird foks on here, ohohoh. Leave it to the owner guy to sort out, Thais seem to be good at that stuff, being Buddhist and subtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Is it a fantastic condo? If it were me, I would look for somewhere else. Such is the beauty of renting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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