It is not a joke, but the joke forum seems to be the only place where it fits.

I have a 10x10 mm large wound on my foot (ankle), now a bit infected.

Sometimes flys try to land there (to further infect me).

I sat outside at breakfast today (in Bangkok), had a sharp pain there (like someone is pulling a needle in it), thought it is a fly. Moved my leg away, and didn't belive what I saw, a small frog jumped away.

Maybe there was an insect there which it ate????

Now it hurts a little bit, but I am afraid to tell that anyone, as I worry to get medical help from a psychiatrist if I tell in Bangkok a frog bite me.....

On more than one occasion, frogs have decided to hang out sitting on the engine casing of my parked motorbike. When the bike is started, the frog slowly wakes up and then starts hopping around. They seem to instinctively avoid jumping from a moving motorcycle. Usually they go upward working up towards the mirrors and finally end up jumping on me which gives me a shock, I can tell you. I don't expect people to believe this but it's true.

Maybe it did not bite but secreted a toxic substance.

Maybe it did not bite but secreted a toxic substance.

Of course it did not bite, I guess it hunted an insect sitting there and might had a toxic substance on the tongue.

But realy I don't have much experience, in my homecountry rarely frogs are hunting humans :-)))

Might also possible that frogs want to control the world and now they are just testing the reaction if they attack humans.

that might be just the first sign of an war frogs against humans. Briggsys post also indicates that they want to learn our transportation systems...

Never trust a frog

Maybe it did not bite but secreted a toxic substance.

Never trust a frog

The English have been saying that about the French for 200 years at least

Maybe it did not bite but secreted a toxic substance.

Never trust a frog

The English have been saying that about the French for 200 years at least

yep and the rest of the world have been saying it for the last 100 or so..

Maybe it was a radioactive frog. Then you'll get to wear a snazzy green suit and perform heroic deeds. Like sitting around all day on a lily pad saying "Ribbid ribbid".

They have been doing it in the Rugby for years, the south africans arn't bad either.

Just twigged the significance of your avatar. Maybe you're the radioactive one so now we have a superfrog on the loose.

Maybe it was a radioactive frog. Then you'll get to wear a snazzy green suit and perform heroic deeds. Like sitting around all day on a lily pad saying "Ribbid ribbid".

Maybe I start wearing green clothes so the frog doesn't think I am an enemy.

Maybe it wasn't a frog but a Ninja Turtle hehehehe.Maybe if the frog bites you again you will turn into a prince.

Seriously though some frogs are very poisonous and can squirt poison to immobilize their prey.This toxin will give you blisters and a rash and can reoccur for many months even after it has healed.Did you get a good look at this frog?Try googling for more info about frogs and toxic toads in Asia weird stuff.

It is not a joke, but the joke forum seems to be the only place where it fits.

I have a 10x10 mm large wound on my foot (ankle), now a bit infected.

Sometimes flys try to land there (to further infect me).

I sat outside at breakfast today (in Bangkok), had a sharp pain there (like someone is pulling a needle in it), thought it is a fly. Moved my leg away, and didn't belive what I saw, a small frog jumped away.

Maybe there was an insect there which it ate????

Now it hurts a little bit, but I am afraid to tell that anyone, as I worry to get medical help from a psychiatrist if I tell in Bangkok a frog bite me.....

sorry mate but you did post here, my best advice to you is get to the Doctor, if it turns septic then your problems really begin.

It is not a joke, but the joke forum seems to be the only place where it fits.

I have a 10x10 mm large wound on my foot (ankle), now a bit infected.

Sometimes flys try to land there (to further infect me).

I sat outside at breakfast today (in Bangkok), had a sharp pain there (like someone is pulling a needle in it), thought it is a fly. Moved my leg away, and didn't belive what I saw, a small frog jumped away.

Maybe there was an insect there which it ate????

Now it hurts a little bit, but I am afraid to tell that anyone, as I worry to get medical help from a psychiatrist if I tell in Bangkok a frog bite me.....

sorry mate but you did post here, my best advice to you is get to the Doctor, if it turns septic then your problems really begin.

I don't worry. It is a bit infected but just 1 sqcm small. I often have some wounds and dirt come inside and never problem, they heal themself. Well I never had a problem with a frog till now. If it get worse I take an antibiotica creme.

It is not a joke, but the joke forum seems to be the only place where it fits.

I have a 10x10 mm large wound on my foot (ankle), now a bit infected.

Sometimes flys try to land there (to further infect me).

I sat outside at breakfast today (in Bangkok), had a sharp pain there (like someone is pulling a needle in it), thought it is a fly. Moved my leg away, and didn't belive what I saw, a small frog jumped away.

Maybe there was an insect there which it ate????

Now it hurts a little bit, but I am afraid to tell that anyone, as I worry to get medical help from a psychiatrist if I tell in Bangkok a frog bite me.....

sorry mate but you did post here, my best advice to you is get to the Doctor, if it turns septic then your problems really begin.

I don't worry. It is a bit infected but just 1 sqcm small. I often have some wounds and dirt come inside and never problem, they heal themself. Well I never had a problem with a frog till now. If it get worse I take an antibiotica creme.

Careful you might turn into a princess,worse still a queen.

Just remember one of the deadliest creature in the world is a frog. It's called The Amazon Green Tree Frog.

It is not a joke, but the joke forum seems to be the only place where it fits.

I have a 10x10 mm large wound on my foot (ankle), now a bit infected.

Sometimes flys try to land there (to further infect me).

I sat outside at breakfast today (in Bangkok), had a sharp pain there (like someone is pulling a needle in it), thought it is a fly. Moved my leg away, and didn't belive what I saw, a small frog jumped away.

Maybe there was an insect there which it ate????

Now it hurts a little bit, but I am afraid to tell that anyone, as I worry to get medical help from a psychiatrist if I tell in Bangkok a frog bite me.....

sorry mate but you did post here, my best advice to you is get to the Doctor, if it turns septic then your problems really begin.

I don't worry. It is a bit infected but just 1 sqcm small. I often have some wounds and dirt come inside and never problem, they heal themself. Well I never had a problem with a frog till now. If it get worse I take an antibiotica creme.

Careful you might turn into a princess,worse still a queen.

turning in a princess may be even worse if the frog is turning in a prince at the same time....

Anyway today it is much better

They have been doing it in the Rugby for years, the south africans arn't bad either.

We can't say the same thing about the Lions because they are toothless

(ducks weaving and cackling, whilst looking for cover)