Doctors

[Jamesyboi]

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said.

"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've

never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop

his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo.ha' the

doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been

bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started

giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes

later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain

his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't

know what came over me. On my honor as a

doctor and a gentlemen, I promise it won't happen

again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied

[Rooo]