Thai Niyom gets a hotline

By The Nation

 

Prime Minister General Prayut Chan-o-cha

 

Prime Minister General Prayut Chan-o-cha is preparing to launch the Sustainable Thai Niyom Hotline to get closer to people.

 

“It will be separate from the 1111 Hotline,” PM’s Office Minister Kobsak Pootrakool revealed yesterday. 

 

Kobsak said the new hotline would be designed to allow people to get closer to the prime minister. 

 

“Together with this new hotline is the Facebook channel for communication. People can communicate with the prime minister about problems they face. For example, they may report to him about areas affected by rabies,” Kobsak said. 

He said the launch would take place next Tuesday. 

 

Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/national/30342114

 

 

-- © Copyright The Nation 2018-03-31

3 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

People can communicate with the prime minister about problems they face.

all so superficial; they make it sound as if the PM is answering the phone

ring ring...

 

"Hello. Sustainable Thai Niyom Hotline. Can I help you?"

"i would like to be able to vote for whoever I want."

"please hold."

Edited March 31, 20188 yr by NCC1701A

17 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

For example, they may report to him about areas affected by rabies,” Kobsak said. 

 

 

I'd like to report one. It's between Myanmar, Laos, Cambodia and Malaysia.

Ring ring

 

"Hello?

 

Hello! I'd like to report massive and on-going corruption throughout the government, the bureaucracy, the military, the police, the Justice system and a several other areas. Further, I'd like to report that there doesn't seem to be any effort to stop it."

 

Click

 

Your call is very important to us na... please enjoy this 40 minute kazoo solo and we will be with you shorty

2 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

ring ring...

 

"Hello. Sustainable Thai Niyom Hotline. Can I help you?"

"i would like to be able to vote for whoever I want."

"please hold."

Name and address please, we'll send one our "representatives " around to see you.

First caller: ring, ring... hello, Thai Niyom hotline, how can I help you? Hi, I'd like to complain about the deplorable state of the air here in Chiang M.... click.

 

Second caller: ring, ring... hello, Thai Niyom hotline, how can I help you? Hi, my neighbor is having a party in his backyard and the some of the guests are twerking to the music and they're serving sangria out of a red bowl.... sit tight, we'll send the troops over right away!

Prime Minister General Prayut Chan-o-cha is preparing to launch the Sustainable Thai Niyom Hotline to get closer to people.                                                     

 

                                                    

                                                                   

Thailand really does amaze me on a daily basis..

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14 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Sustainable Thai Niyom Hotline

Press 1 if you want to be arrested for Computer Crimes

Press 2 if you want to be charged with defamation

Press 3 if you want to be charged for damaging the nation's reputation

Hangup if you know better than to continue

“Someone just made me sign a document for some money I didn’t receive.”  Oh that’s normal.  What is your name, address and phone?  You will be visited by one of our representatives personally.  “Do you have any idea when?”  Probably in the middle of the night.

Edited April 1, 20188 yr by Redline

No doubt accompanied by songs from the old crooner himself as background music. 

8 hours ago, harada said:

No doubt accompanied by songs from the old crooner himself as background music. 

“Love me just a little, but love me for a long time…”

Yes, I can feel it....."Love is in the Air"