Where Are We?

[John_Betong]

An Scouser, Russian and an African were all up in a hot air balloon together.

After a few minutes, the Russian put his hand down through the clouds. "Aaah" he said. "We're right over my homeland"!

"How can you tell" asked the Scouser?

"I can feel the cold air" the Russian replied.

A few hours later the African put his hand through the clouds. "Aah we're right over my homeland" he said.

"How do you know that" asked the Russian?

"I can feel the heat of the desert" the African replied.

Several more hours later the Scouser put his hand through the clouds. "Aah, we're right over Liverpool".

The Russian and the African were amazed. "How do you know all of that" they exclaimed?!

The Scouser pulled his hand up and said, "My watch is missing".