British Ambassador to Thailand wishes everyone a Happy Songkran

 

 

I wonder to where the magnificent statue of her Britannic Majesty Queen Victoria will be relocated.

29 minutes ago, ratcatcher said:

I wonder to where the magnificent statue of her Britannic Majesty Queen Victoria will be relocated.

Probably being sold off for scrap. It already was a shame that one of Bangkok's oldest and most magnificent embassy plots was basically discarded like an acre of degraded woodland so another unneeded shopping mall could go up in its place.

I didn’t know we still had an Ambassador in Thailand, I thought he had moved to India.555


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1 hour ago, Misterwhisper said:

Probably being sold off for scrap. It already was a shame that one of Bangkok's oldest and most magnificent embassy plots was basically discarded like an acre of degraded woodland so another unneeded shopping mall could go up in its place.

Oh, I don't know. Given the current penchant for commodifying everything in Thailand, that includes turning that magnificent piece of historic real estate and raintrees into another hi-so shopping mall and matchwood respectively, I could see Queen Vicky being profitably repositioned near the new Embassy shoebox on Sathorn and charging barren women 100 B a shot to rub her crotch, as was once the custom when she sat proudly out front on Chidlom. She could become the new Erawan Shrine for infertile couples across Asia - tourists could be double-charged for a furtive rub, as is the quaint custom elsewhere in LOS. 

11 minutes ago, plachon said:

Oh, I don't know. Given the current penchant for commodifying everything in Thailand, that includes turning that magnificent piece of historic real estate and raintrees into another hi-so shopping mall and matchwood respectively, I could see Queen Vicky being profitably repositioned near the new Embassy shoebox on Sathorn and charging barren women 100 B a shot to rub her crotch, as was once the custom when she sat proudly out front on Chidlom. She could become the new Erawan Shrine for infertile couples across Asia - tourists could be double-charged for a furtive rub, as is the quaint custom elsewhere in LOS. 

I..think it is the way to go..

 

Rubbing crotches is,without doubt,the way to defeat Imperialism..

 

It bought Queen Victoria to her knees..wait..goodness me..I didn't mean it that way.

Edited April 11, 20188 yr by Odysseus123

2 hours ago, ratcatcher said:

I wonder to where the magnificent statue of her Britannic Majesty Queen Victoria will be relocated.

British Club

1 hour ago, jayboy said:

British Club

Thank you sir!  May she rest there in peace.      Most appropriate.......... Rule Britannia.     Now I'll have that G & T.

 

He has no time for such frivolities there are 60+ unsolved deaths to solve and more on the way. 

11 minutes ago, sammieuk1 said:

He has no time for such frivolities there are 60+ unsolved deaths to solve and more on the way. 

Responsibility for which falls to RTP; Duristiction an' all that ?

Edited April 12, 20188 yr by evadgib

Surprised he's had time to scape off the brown stuff after having had to play second fiddle to Liam Fox shockingly degrading visit to Thailand. I mean... Liam has already sucked up to the world's worst regimes... Adding Thailand should be a small hops so far. A situation that has been normally reserved for our ambassador. Oh well I guess if we can sell arms for terrorists to Saudis nothing should be taken off the table.