May 19, 200422 yr When a local hospital thought about relocating, rebuilding and reorganizing, they sought the opinions of all the doctors on their staff. Here's how the doctors replied: The Allergists voted to scratch it. -- The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. -- The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about the whole thing. -- The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. -- The Obstetricians stated that they were laboring under a misconception. -- The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. -- The Orthopedists wanted a joint resolution. -- The Pathologists yelled: "Over my dead body"! -- The Pediatricians said: "Just grow up"! -- The Psychiatrists thought it was all madness. -- The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. -- The Radiologists said they could see right through it. -- The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow. -- The Plastic Surgeons wanted to put a whole new face on the idea. -- The Podiatrists thought it was a big step forward. -- The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. -- The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. -- And the Proctologists said: "We can't consider it at all - we are already in arrears"!!!!!
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