I asked my uncle if he knew the best way to see flying saucers.

He said, "Yes, pinch the waitress."

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- Lisa

I asked my uncle if he knew the best way to see flying saucers.

He said, "Yes, pinch the waitress."

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- Lisa

Either That or eat at a Greek Restaurant..

Its not like a joke but it is a kind of jokes

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "i should be in charge, because i run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because i pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because i process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because i'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

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- Lisa

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Edited March 15, 200719 yr by Jai Dee
Link drop deleted - please see the Forum Rules

Its not like a joke but it is a kind of jokes

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "i should be in charge, because i run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because i pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because i process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because i'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

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- Lisa

Only The Best Funny Jokes:

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that's why most bosses are @rsholes

Its not like a joke but it is a kind of jokes

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "i should be in charge, because i run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because i pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because i process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because i'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

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- Lisa

Only The Best Funny Jokes:

http://www.OnlyBestJokes.com

that's why most bosses are @rsholes

george won't be too happy when he reads what you have written about him, Bronco.

that's why most bosses are @rsholes

Which brings to mind:-

Why is a major company like a tree full of monkeys?

Because the ones at the top look down at a sea of smiling faces and the ones at the bottom look up and see nothing but &lt;deleted&gt;

EDIT Oh look, &lt;deleted&gt; got past the naughty words filter. &lt;deleted&gt; &lt;deleted&gt; &lt;deleted&gt; &lt;deleted&gt; :D

Edited February 9, 200719 yr by Crossy