khall64au Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 A male friend sent this to me and I decided to share with all the lovely ladies here on the forum.... enjoy!!! Subject: Women Over 40 - by Andy Rooney In case you missed it on "60 Minutes", this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! Share this with other fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 40; or even those who haven't yet reached 40, because someday they will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November Rain Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Loved it! Thanks khall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruittbatt Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 K, my sister & I are still laughing, and my husband is too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 K,my sister & I are still laughing, and my husband is too! yay!!! happy, joy... glad you like it as much as me! Fruitbatt, are you from Cairns (CNX?)... me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gisele Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) Now, that is an intelligent man! Edited February 8, 2007 by gisele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiG16 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I will save this to read for when Im over 40 but I guess I age faster than some? cos I see many of these things already apply in my case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruittbatt Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 K,my sister & I are still laughing, and my husband is too! yay!!! happy, joy... glad you like it as much as me! Fruitbatt, are you from Cairns (CNX?)... me too! very, very close K,....had a great rainforested mountain property overlooking the "broken nose" of Mt Bartle Frere, just south of Babinda. Brilliant environment but back-breaking farm labour and entrepreneurial work 7 days a week. We probably know some of the same people.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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