Creation Explained

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Never heard creation explained this way before.

In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with brocoli, cauliflower and spinach and green and yelly and res vegatables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and JErry's ice cream and Krispy creme donuts and Satan said,"You want chocolate with that?"

Man and Woman said yes, ANd as long as you are at it add some sprinkles, and they gains 10 pounds and Satan smiled.

God created healthy yogurt that the Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. Satan brought forth white flour from wheat and sugar from cane and combined them. The Woman went from a size 6 to a 14.

God said, "Try my freash green salad." Satan presented Thousand-island dressing with buittery croutons and garlic toast on the side. Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said,"I have sent you heart healthy vegatables and olive oil in which to cook them. Satan brought forth deep fired fish and chicken-fried steak to large that they need their own platter. Man gained more wight and his cholesterol went throught the roof

God created a light fluffy white cake and named it "Angel food cake" and said "It is good!" SAtan created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing th channels. Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gaine pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low ing fat and brimming with nutrition, Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy center into chipps and deep-fried them. Man gaind more pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man moght consume ferwe calories and still satisfy his appetite. Satan created McDonalds and it's 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" and the Man said, "Yes, and super size them!" and Satan said,"It is good." The Man went into Cardiac Arrest!!

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Satan created HMO's.