A man picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.

When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes have had something dreadful happen to them.

"Eeek!" she says.

"Oh, I used to have toe-lio," he says.

"You mean polio?"

"No, toe-lio."

So they continue. When he takes off his pants, his knees look like they have been beaten with sledge-hammers.

"Eeek!" she says.

"Oh, I used to have the knee-sles," he says.

"You mean measles?"

"No, knee-sles."

Still undaunted, they continue.

When he takes off his underpants, she laughs and says, "Don't tell me! Small-cocks!"

Yay..... I've really missed you Libby

better than those depressing stories you post lib (I see them all on Patters news channel anyway)

you recycled that one libby and its worse than when it was first told