Worst Joke Ever 2024

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                           Would I lie to you.......

 

 

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              And the most popular Tweet in Thailand this week..............IS..........

 

 

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Help.  I've been stuck in Rome for the past 3 weeks.
All their roads have this weird design flaw.

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I was going to give up sexual innuendos as a New Year's resolution,

but its really hard to not keep sliding one in.

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Pope died and arrived in heaven

St. Peter asks who he is.
The Pope: "I am the pope."
St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."
The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."
St. Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me..."
The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church..."
St. Peter: "The Catholic church... Never heard of it... Wait, I'll check with the boss."
St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.
St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."
God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)
Jesus: "Yes Dad, what's up?"
God and St. Peter explain the situation.
Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."
Ten minutes pass and Jesus re-enters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.
Jesus: "Remember that little fishing club I started 2000 years ago? It's still going!"

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A limbo contestant walked into a bar.
Disqualified.

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I've decided, that from January 1st, I'll only be watching videos in 1080p or higher.
It's my New Year's Resolution.