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On 5/5/2023 at 4:27 PM, ballpoint said:

There is a fine line between a fisherman and a fish.

I hate to make a barbed comment but you've got me hooked as I always thought there was a rod in there somewhere!

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On 5/5/2023 at 4:27 PM, ravip said:

“I'm not sure “ replies Jonny ,”I overheard my big sister once , she was telling her friend that whenever she got a prick in her hand then she would put it in cider".

And I thought that all sisters did all the time was to mouth off at their brothers!

 

I obviously come from a different type of family as we could not afford cider in a cereal bowl.

Scrumpy in a chipped mug was our treat if we avoided the gardener! 

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53 minutes ago, dcsw53 said:

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If she used to be in the same room as someone showing them her genitals has she/he not caught up with the Trans naming systems yet although at her/his/their age ir may have been some time since the sex change!?

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3 hours ago, roo860 said:

Just been sent this by an ex-SAS mate: it’s the Iranian Embassy veterans reunion cruise

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And that is just the Pattaya branch of those who say that they actually took part in the storming of the Embassy in London!

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