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scottiejohn Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 2 hours ago, ballpoint said: Why such an "negative" post! ???? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 I know a tattoo shop where females can get inked for free if you let them put a picture of your breasts on the wall; They are called Tit for tat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted May 11, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 11, 2023 (edited) Given all the news about cyanide in the news I think I know what her defence may be! She went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" She replied: "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed : "My Lord Buddha have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against Thai law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" She reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied : "Oh Well now That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." Edited May 11, 2023 by scottiejohn 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 A guy goes to see his doctor and after discussing his problems, the doctor hands him his prescription.Guy: "Wow, this is the most legible prescription I've ever seen, doc!"Doctor: "Mfhm sremn emsfn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 6 hours ago, ballpoint said: Did you post this for the exposure or were you just on a roll? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 1 hour ago, scottiejohn said: Did you post this for the exposure or were you just on a roll? Stop being a loose Canon and focus on the next crop of jokes before you snap. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 (edited) MEN ONLY: do you like women with tattoos? Edited May 11, 2023 by roo860 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 25 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Stop being a loose Canon and focus on the next crop of jokes before you snap. Thanks' I'll zoom in on that advice and I'll slide off and print that for my next focus group! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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