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19 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Like the potato in your budgie smugglers 

I thought it was a budgie ...when you looks at someone wearing budgie smugglers you can see: the 2 shoulder blades either side of the budgies short neck and head.

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Detroit isn't That Bad... Trust Me
A guy boards an airplane to Detroit and makes his way to his seat where he notices the guy sitting next to him looks very worried. He asks him if he's afraid of flying.

"No, my company is moving me to Detroit. I've heard terrible things about Detroit; I'm worried about my family."

 

The guy tells him,

"Look, it's not at all like the rumors. I've lived in Detroit my whole life. Find a nice home in a nice suburb, get your kids into a decent school, the community is great... you'll be fine, trust me."

 

The other guy seems to perk up and says,

"Hey, thanks man, you've really calmed my nerves, I feel better. So what do you do in Detroit?"

 

"I'm a tail-gunner on a Bud Light truck..."

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