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The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"

"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."

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The high school English teacher was going over The Canterbury Tales and noticed a student turned pages faster than the other students.

 

The teacher walked up to the kid who had a science fiction comic book inside his textbook. He never even noticed the teacher standing near him.

 

The teacher walked back to his desk, took his Canterbury Tales book and threw it at the kid. Hit him on the head.

 

The kid yelled What the hell was that!!??

 

The teacher responded; seems you prefer Science Fiction more than English. You just got hit by a Flying Chaucer!!

 

Boom, boom!!

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