Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Is it too early for Christmas jokes?

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13 hours ago, roo860 said:

It`s very funny. We have seen a lot of ladies with big cocks on recent Olympic Games. But what is on her t-shirt? "RUSSIA"? Can't imagine a transgender woman athlete with such a big cock from Russia. It is more likely to happen with western athletes.

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

 

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

 

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

 

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

 

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

 

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

 

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"

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Let's help out with this. Anyone know any heretics?  I'll supply the kindling.

 

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The groom leads the bride onto the course...

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