Worst Joke Ever 2024

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1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

Apparently she had two, and them both to produce five children. 

 

 

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"Do you like Tolstoy?", I asked Diane Abbott.
"Of course”, she replied, “Who doesn't?"
"What's your favourite book?", I asked.
"The one where Woody is kidnapped and Buzz tries to save him", she answered.

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Does anyone else find a bit of sick pleasure in holding the door for people that are still far away to force them into an awkward run ?

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I suspect that the man who invented the sofa never invented anything else.

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I'll never forget my first love. She took me outside and showed me the garden.
She then showed me a hole full of water at the bottom of her garden.
"Throw in a coin and make a wish." She said.
So I did.
I remember her well.

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My New Year's Resolution is to be more Punctual.

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I just emailed my application form for the dominatrix club.
I got an instant reply, thanking me for my submission.

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BUILDERS
Convince your customers you are part of the magic circle
by conjuring your prices out of thin air.

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Ladies,
Are you worried about embarrassing toilet noises?
Leave an empty trombone stand outside the lavatory door and people will think you are just practising.

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