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As I get older I seem to have a change of taste sense, I mean Southern comfort tastes lovely but standard comfort tastes like fabric conditioner.

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For her birthday, my wife told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away.
So I bought her a treadmill.

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To the woman in Tesco’s with the screaming kids, if you're wondering how the condoms got in your trolley... You're welcome.

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Just found out a neighbour has been caught hoarding stolen items from people's gardens. Police found 100 lengths of feathered edge timber and 20 litres of creosote; all reported missing.
He's the local fence.

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