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TimeMachine · July 3, 2023

Here is a cracker.

Australia has just opened an anti corruption committee in Canberra.

oxo1947 · July 3, 2023

20 minutes ago, TimeMachine said:

Australia has just opened an anti corruption committee in Canberra

If you managed to get a job on that when you leave school----you should be alright for a pension....

Crossy · July 3, 2023

1 hour ago, TimeMachine said:

Australia has just opened an anti corruption committee in Canberra.

I never really liked the English Electric Canberra (the Lightning was a different beast altogether): -

But you really wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of this bad-boy, Handley Page, Victor!

OK, I just needed an excuse to post images of some amazing British aircraft! :whistling:

Bonus image. Blackburn Buccaneer.

billd766 · July 3, 2023

44 minutes ago, Crossy said:

I never really liked the English Electric Canberra (the Lightning was a different beast altogether): -

But you really wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of this bad-boy, Handley Page, Victor!

OK, I just needed an excuse to post images of some amazing British aircraft!

Bonus image. Blackburn Buccaneer.

You would love the Victor. especially if you were running low on fuel.

However for a real man's aircraft, how about one of these? I worked on them in 1962/63 at Thorney island and in 1963/64 in Bahrain. Or a real monster, the Vulcan.

oxo1947 · July 3, 2023

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scottiejohn · July 3, 2023

3 hours ago, Crossy said:

I never really liked the English Electric Canberra

Not a joke so off topic I know but;

The Canberra served for more than 50 years with some operators. In June 2006, the RAF retired the last three of its Canberra's 57 years after its first flight 1951). Three of the Martin B-57 variant remain in service, performing meteorological and re-entry tracking work for NASA, as well as providing electronic communications (hush!)