Worst Joke Ever 2025

[fasteddie]

59 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

Note for Europeans: A dozen is 12.

 

Not always, he got a bakers dozen.

[chickenslegs]

A guy goes into a shop and orders some Irish sausage.

 

Shopkeeper says: "Oh, you must be Irish."

 

Guy said, "Come on, man. You think because I order Irish sausage I'm Irish. What if somebody came in here and ordered French toast? Would you think he was French? What if somebody came in here and ordered a Belgian waffle? Would you consider that guy a Belgian? If a guy came in and ordered a German bratwurst, would you consider that fellow to be a German. I think it is absolutely ridiculous that just because I come in and order Irish sausage you assume that I'm Irish. Why would you do that?''

 

And the shopkeeper says: "Well, first of all it's a hardware store."

 

(adapted from an old Norm Macdonald joke - RIP Norm)

[chickenslegs]

14 minutes ago, fasteddie said:

Not always, he got a bakers dozen.

Now you're just confusing the Europeans.

[fasteddie]

4 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Now you're just confusing the Europeans.

I'm English, I am European.

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[scottiejohn]

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

AH!

At last a jelly I can get my teeth into!

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