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  A lady customer in a Post Office was puzzled to see a man spraying scent on a huge pile of Valentine’s envelopes before posting them.

‘What are you doing?’ she asked. 
 He replied:

‘I’m sending out a thousand Valentine’s cards signed “Guess who?”’ 
 ‘Why do you want to do that?’ she queried. 
 ‘It’s simple,’ he replied.

 

‘I’m a divorce lawyer.’ 
 

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 For weeks, a six-year-old boy had been telling his teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day his mother allowed him to feel the movements of the unborn child. Although obviously impressed, he didn’t say anything and from then on, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. 
 The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said: ‘Timmy, whatever became of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?’ 
 Timmy burst into tears and confessed:

 

‘I think Mummy ate it!’ 
 

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 Alternative Definitions 
 Abundance - a baker’s ball 
 Accord - thick piece of string 
 Accrue - people who work on a ship 
 Acoustic - thing you use to hit the balls in snooker or pool 
 

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