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Police in Liverpool last night pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car taxed, M.O.T. tested and insured. It wasn't stolen and there was no stolen goods or drugs found. The driver was sober. He had a full licence and no points.

A police spokesman said they had no option but to fine him £2,000 for wasting police time.

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Ikea have formed a football team. They drew with Bangkok United at the weekend.
From what I've gathered they didn't have a great team out, but they put together a fantastic bench.

Are Ikea top of the table or did they assemble at the chaiman's office and settle it there?

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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I've had a letter telling me I can't join the local Origami group.
I don't know what to make of it.

Nobody can join as they folded without a clean balance sheet!!

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