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2 hours ago, Zyxel said:

True & not a joke!

Not anymore importunely as it was destroyed by fire and then demolished recently!

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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

A dog making a spectacle of itself!

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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Nice to see the Bishop getting a knight off!

PS; I wonder who paid the check and did they have Queen Prawns?

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Did you hear about the woman who had problems giving birth at sea?
She had to have an emergency sea-section.

But it ended well as she had a bouncing baby buoy.

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1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

Did you hear about the woman who had problems giving birth at sea?
She had to have an emergency sea-section.

But it ended well as she had a bouncing baby buoy.

I'd give that joke a wide berth.

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7 hours ago, Zyxel said:

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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51 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I'd give that joke a wide berth.

I don't harbour grudges or get stormy about adverse comments that give birth to badly delivered posts!

It's OK as it seems she had the stomach for it and is anchored in a stable relationship!

Roll on!

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You look stunning Dave!

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