9 hours ago, ravip said:

In a bit of a jam there????

Off-topic posts about politics have been reported and removed.  

Please stick to posting jokes.  

 

Edited August 15, 20232 yr by roo860

I had finished my act on stage. Was in my locked dressing room, taking off me clothes. I heard the girls screaming and banging on the door so hard I thought it might break.

 

I thought.

 

Should I let them out.

Edited August 16, 20232 yr by owl sees all

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I wonder who fingered him?

21 hours ago, roo860 said:

Oh yes - i'd need the burger for energy afterwards! ????

A woman is making special hamburgers made of deer meat for her family for dinner one night ...
She says to her kids "try to guess what type of meat is in the hamburger. Ill give you a hint, its what Daddy often calls me"

Immediately his son says to his sister

"What is mom on about, I thought all burgers were made from old cows!"