Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

ASEAN NOW

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Worst Joke Ever 2026

Featured Replies

  • Popular Post

main-qimg-315b21814814b0e56b57cbba73ca7186.jpg

  • Replies 89.1k
  • Views 4.2m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

  • Popular Post

main-qimg-897555ae5f9090ebad5c5d5a826bfaeb.jpg

  • Popular Post

main-qimg-e1c52eb87e60a07840541fed6a8590b1.jpg

A young lady of doubtful intelligence is shopping in an elegant Paris perfumery and she asks the saleswomen to show her one of their perfumes.  "What is this called?" she asks.

"Come to me" replies the saleswoman. "Oh, that's interesting" exclaims the customer. The young lady then sprays herself with the perfume to experience its scent.  "No, I don't like it, it doesn't smell like cum to me”.

  • Popular Post

May be an image of text that says "A cabbie picks up a Nun. The cab driver stares at her. She asks him why he's staring and he says, "I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun." She says, "I'll kiss you if you're single and Catholic." The cab driver says, "I'm both!" The nun says. "Pull into an alley." The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a hooker blush. Back in the cab, though, the driver starts crying. "I lied. I'm married and Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.""

  • Popular Post

image.png.724dc4f75603ee6a7e807ca7cbb6e849.png

  • Popular Post

May be an image of horse and text

  • Popular Post

May be an image of text that says "Had a fight with the wife last night... she ended up on her knees!!! What man!!! Youre the boss!!! Come out γοu coward!!! M"

May be an image of text that says "Many Men lose their Queen Bee messing around with these so-called Butterflies that were really Flying Cockroaches. "let us spray""

May be an image of text that says "If You Can't Spell, Don't Inbox Me ..Talking About" Hi, Wear You Farm?""

  • Popular Post

The optimist says: “The glass is half full.”

The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.”

The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”

  • Popular Post

What's the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.

  • Popular Post

A vicar, doctor and engineer were playing a round of golf. They got to the third tee and were delayed by people still playing the hole.

 

The engineer lost his patience, "What's going on? We’ve been here at least 20 minutes!"

 

The doctor nodded in agreement.

 

The vicar saw the green keeper walking by and shouted to him, "How come that group ahead of us are so slow?”

 

The green keeper replied, "Oh, they’re all blind firemen. They all lost their sight pulling school children out of a burning building, so they can play anytime for free.”

 

Everyone was silent for a few seconds.

 

The vicar finally said, "Oh dear. I’ll be sure to pray for them. Well done on such charitable work good fellow."

 

The doctor added, "Yes, well done to you. I’ll make sure they get the best treatment at the eye unit in the hospital too."

 

The engineer, arms folded, tapping his feet said, "Ok, but if they’re blind then why can’t they play at night?”

  • Popular Post

FB_IMG_1696313590734.jpg

1 hour ago, ravip said:

The optimist says: “The glass is half full.”

The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.”

The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”

All depends what is in the glass?

  • Popular Post

 

 

May be an image of text that says "What do you call a Frenchman being mauled by a lion? Claude"

 

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

  • Popular Post

F7b0f4bXMAEJMPj.jpeg

  • Popular Post

384194366_627137726248880_3376985132777876122_n.jpg

  • Popular Post

386253684_336450845522642_1717800519003020352_n.jpg

  • Popular Post

SmartSelect_20231003_184852_Facebook.thumb.jpg.a3a6edbd617f331365098e301f7a11a9.jpg

SmartSelect_20231003_185040_Facebook.thumb.jpg.fe0c8452cfd346d69fc0086079c49786.jpg

  • Popular Post

SmartSelect_20231003_185101_Facebook.jpg.83d9f6ef77477d8e29e76a380a6fe7d8.jpg

  • Popular Post

SmartSelect_20231003_191130_LinkedIn.thumb.jpg.a218464093ab69e5526c3ea1374c6e32.jpg

  • Popular Post

SmartSelect_20231003_192027_Facebook.jpg.1e1f8f42fc10657104a5209b2204aff2.jpg

  • Popular Post

SmartSelect_20231003_192334_Facebook.jpg.2df6a687f7b00612b017c55bcba63773.jpg

  • Popular Post

FB_IMG_1696339627068.jpg

  • Popular Post

FB_IMG_1696339306937.jpg

  • Popular Post
  • Popular Post

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that, Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy all your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord?"

"Well ... you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that, Lord? "

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to woman."

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

  • Popular Post

image.jpeg.e81d8223146f302a9529a03644fb126c.jpeg

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

Create an account or sign in to comment

Recently Browsing 1

  • Keeps

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.