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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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    17 minutes ago, Mike Lister said:

     

     

    For those who don't know, check out "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown".

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    13 hours ago, jvs said:

    What can we compare this one to?Yes looks nice but always interested in more.

    I don't have a foot or hoof fetish but i have a thing for camel toes.

     

    So I found this, just for you...….

     

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    You can thank me later 🤣😜

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    From the Brooklyn Beckham book of cooking I imagine. 

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    A man releases a genie from a bottle.

     

    Genie says: “Oh kindest of men. I owe you a wish. Wish anything and I shall make it happen!”

     

    The man says: “Ok. Build me a bridge from California to Australia! “

     

    Genie thinks for a minute and says: “Oh wisest of all men. I am not THAT powerful. It is impossible to build a bridge that long. Absolutely not realistic. Wish something simpler. “

     

    The man thinks for a couple of seconds, sighs and begs. “Make my ugly wife beautiful”

    Genie gets excited: “Ok. Yes. That I can do. What does she look like?”

     

    The man pulls out his wife’s photo from his pocket and shows it to the genie.

     

    Genie looks at the photo for a long time, scratches his head and says:

    “So how many lanes do you want that bridge to be again?”

     

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    Seems appropriate for a dogfight...

     

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