Russian propagandist Vladimir Solovyov says the death of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi should really be viewed as a potential “political murder”—because have you seen the reports that the pilot was a Mossad agent named “Eli Copter?”

Nereis Sandersi – a hydrothermal deep sea vent worm.

An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. 

He calls his grandson to his bedside. 

 

"Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. 

I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." 

 

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. 

How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" 

 

"You lissina me. 
Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos. 

 

"Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

 

 "Whatta you gonna do then...

 

pointa to your watch and say, 
Time's Up?"

And this is the state that has decided at least one presidential election...