Jamesyboi Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Two peanuts walk into a bar - One was asalted. A sandwich walks into a bar - The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here" A jumper cable walking into a bar - The barman says "Look I'll serve you, but don't start anything" A truckie walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says - "A beer please...and one for the road" A dyslexic man walks into a bra...(HAHA oh I love that) Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married - The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great! I went to the seafood disco rave last week and pulled a mussel. I opened a pack of Snakes Alive and they were all dead! I found a Tic Tac in the gutter once, it was in mint condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 two nuns walk into the dark convent, one says wheres the candle? other one says sure does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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