qwertz Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 The old five liners, mostly obscene. I was asked to quote some by two visiting Belgian students who were preparing a thesis on English slang. I haven't heard any for a long time and the Germans don't seem to have any. The porblem was, I couldn't think of one that was PC enough to tell two young convent educated girls. I ask because of the name Limerick. Were they originally Irish? Any Irish out there who can throw in some input? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Here ya go.... Limericks I'll move this into the pub.. totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Here ya go.... LimericksI'll move this into the pub.. totster Hells Teeth, Transliterating required please Totster Only "Clean" one I can recollect An attractive young maiden named Myrtle Had quite an affair with a Turtle And what’s more phenomenal, A swelling abdominal Proved to Myrtle, the Turtle was fertile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Were they originally Irish? Any Irish out there who can throw in some input? Variants of the form of poetry referred to as Limerick poems can be traced back to the fourteenth century English history. Limericks were used in Nursery Rhymes and other poems for children. But as limericks were short, relatively easy to compose and bawdy or sexual in nature they were often repeated by beggars or the working classes in the British pubs and taverns of the fifteenth, sixteenth and seventh centuries. The poets who created these limericks were therefore often drunkards ! Limericks were also referred to as dirty. Another site here Yours truly, Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smilodon Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 (edited) Felt inspired to compose some limericks! I sailed on the wide open sea I thought there was no one but me But I looked around And, surprisingly, found A bright, smiling mermaid or three! Now, these maids they were computer literate In addition not at all inconsiderate! Put Linux on my drive Installed my Sound Blaster Live! Windows? They wouldn't consider it! Sun tanning was just not their thing Nor dancing, though they liked to sing They had oft to dip In the sea during the trip So they could continue breathing! We sailed through the Sargasso Sea My friends, the three mermaids and me When a great supertanker Like a blister or canker Spoiled the view of the Irish navy! I pondered as she heeled hard'a port At this life, a most wonderful sort Had by these girls In their undersea world Nicer than a tourist resort! The Atlantic we all sailed on a Lark Like a small but still quick Cutty Sark O'erboard we slid And with kiss 'n' winked 'lid We all saw the sunken Bismarck! Now, the Bismarck's a treasure, that's sure No longer run by der Fuhrer It sits on the bottom Right where the Brits got'em And is always open for a tour! Me girls showed me to sunken gold To downed ships, some new and some old With uncanny precision They recalled the collisions And how they had watched them unfold We journeyed past the isle of Saipan And through to the Sea of Japan I was quite pleased When they spoke Japanese Every one, to a (wo)man! With the girls, there was no lack of food They harvested, of course, in the nud_e A clambake, seaweed salad While they sung their ballads Of air-breathers acting so rude! I asked, "Do you need to call home?" They said "No, and thus we can roam wherever we please on these, the high seas without using a cellular phone!" I wondered aloud of the dead If Davy Jones was how they said A deep-sea stalker With bottomless locker For sleepers upon the seabed. "He is" said the maids "not a story." "He really gets too little glory for making his rounds at depths men can't sound pulled by three sharks and a dory." "Men turn to sea creatures (his navy) "O'er time in the oceans so wavy" I knew they were joking and fun they were poking at Hollywood's take on ol' Davy. I asked "do you buy DVDs?" They laughed and said "Out on these seas!?! in our own home, so commodious and with DRM being so odious... Arrr! we prefer piracy!" Edited February 28, 2007 by Smilodon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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