2 Jokes

[Jamesyboi]

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a S***.

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate

point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.

Something he will use to log on to the computer.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the

shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly

obvious to his wife that he was keying in:-

P...

E...

N...

I...

S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:-

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

[njpski]

just thought i would bump this